Bored 1 (+ how to beat school proxy)
If you like me are a teenager and so suffer from cronic boredom, then you'll enjoy my Bored entries, this is the first and there are more to come.
Websites
For some reason the school I go to decides that we can't have fun and so have set up a proxy system which blocks out all un-PC sites and site that control sinful words (making Biology prep notoriously difficult). Over the years many people have tried various ways of beating it with many fancy, complicated programing. But I found a way to alter the html code so that the proxy network can't block any site. Simply put .proxy.cjb.net after the web address, eg. www.google.com.proxy.cjb.net, enjoy!
www.freestuff.kazorum.com - download movies, TV shows, music videos for free; iPod video and PSP ready (.MP4 files); if there's anything you want that isn't on it just reply to this and I'll seewhat I can do. Also for movies registration is required but this is free.
www.boredme.com - Loads of funny and interesting videos and pictures.
www.ebaumsworld.com - More funny videos, slightly more distastefull than boreme.
http://freestuff8.bravehost.com/ - All the Family Guy ever including series 4 and 5 download.
www.video.google.com - Search for every video on the net (no porn).
www.gamefaqs.com - Everything you want to know about your favorite video games.
www.whitestripes.net/downloads.php - Download at White Stripes live in Glastonbury Album here plus videos and stuff, it rocks!
http://www.personal.utulsa.edu/~eric-gesinski/fun/08%20Fleetwood%20Mac%20-%20Big%20Love.mp3 - Download for the Fleetwood Mac song 'Big Love' it has the most intense finger work ever, AHHHH!!!
www.miniclip.com - Games,games and more games.
www.2flashgames.com - Games, some more tastefull than others.
www.ultimate-guitar.com - All the guitar tabs and chord you'll ever need.
http://muse.cream.org/bill/index.html - This is a great Bill Bailey (comedian) site with loads to download, have a look around it.
http://www.thegoonshow.net/ - The website for the Goon Show, the radio show where comedy begun, downloads, scripts and info. This is a desurves a look.
DVD's
These are some I bought recently and are some are quite unknown but give them a go.
'Firefly Season' 1 - From the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a futuristic cowboy story following the crew of Serenity a firefly class ship. Action packed and witty Sci-fi expect lots of bar room brawls and space fights.
'The Ring' Box set - The origional japanese Ring, Ring 2 and Ring 0. The scariest movies ever made, have a clean pair of trousers on standby.
'The Cube' Trilogy - People stuck in a massive complex of many cube shape rooms; Sci-fi thriller, really needs to be watch as three movies together but still very good.
Team America - You think you've seen everything? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? No? Then you haven't seen everything; from the creators of south park, puppets, enough said. Buy!
'Spaced' box set - Two brilliant series from the actors and creators of Shaun of the Dead. Very witty, very cheap £9.99 in most stores, a must buy item.
'Black Books' box set - Three series of hilarious comedy written buy Dylan Moran, very very funny includes Bill Bailey and many famous guest apperences. Book shop, cigarettes, swearing and enough booze to kill a baby giraffe, doesn't it sound great!
Stand Up Comedy
I am a big fan of stand up and I've seen many shows in many countries. Here are some of the best with DVD's out at the time.
Dylan Moran
Bill Bailey
Eddie Izzard
Radio
I know radio shows are out of fasion but there are some very good comedy shows on BBC Radio 4 and 7 (for those of us lucky enough to have a digital radio). You can also buy them on CD from book shops like Waterstones, my iTunes is packed with comedy, here's some of my favorites:
Dead Ringers - The greatest impressionist show ever; some of the best political comedy, satire and pant-wettingly funny parodies
Just a Minute - People have to talk on a topic for just a minute without hesitiation, deviation or repetition; very very funny but depends on who is on the show.
The Goon Show - Old Comedy not on radio any more. Written by Spike Milligan and started it all. All comedy ever comes from this show and the idea of crazy comedy was born here. See Web site for free downloads.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - The Grand Daddy of radio comedy. It's a pannel game where the contestants are given silly things to do by the God of chairmen, Humpfry Littleton. Don't be put off with they fact that most of the people are on this show are pretty old, they are so so funny. This is the only radio show that I have seen make a room full of people roll about, shitting themselves with laughter. So give it a go please. There are some free episodes on the Bill Bailey website mentioned above.
This should keep everyone happy untill Bored 2 comes along.
Websites
For some reason the school I go to decides that we can't have fun and so have set up a proxy system which blocks out all un-PC sites and site that control sinful words (making Biology prep notoriously difficult). Over the years many people have tried various ways of beating it with many fancy, complicated programing. But I found a way to alter the html code so that the proxy network can't block any site. Simply put .proxy.cjb.net after the web address, eg. www.google.com.proxy.cjb.net, enjoy!
www.freestuff.kazorum.com - download movies, TV shows, music videos for free; iPod video and PSP ready (.MP4 files); if there's anything you want that isn't on it just reply to this and I'll seewhat I can do. Also for movies registration is required but this is free.
www.boredme.com - Loads of funny and interesting videos and pictures.
www.ebaumsworld.com - More funny videos, slightly more distastefull than boreme.
http://freestuff8.bravehost.com/ - All the Family Guy ever including series 4 and 5 download.
www.video.google.com - Search for every video on the net (no porn).
www.gamefaqs.com - Everything you want to know about your favorite video games.
www.whitestripes.net/downloads.php - Download at White Stripes live in Glastonbury Album here plus videos and stuff, it rocks!
http://www.personal.utulsa.edu/~eric-gesinski/fun/08%20Fleetwood%20Mac%20-%20Big%20Love.mp3 - Download for the Fleetwood Mac song 'Big Love' it has the most intense finger work ever, AHHHH!!!
www.miniclip.com - Games,games and more games.
www.2flashgames.com - Games, some more tastefull than others.
www.ultimate-guitar.com - All the guitar tabs and chord you'll ever need.
http://muse.cream.org/bill/index.html - This is a great Bill Bailey (comedian) site with loads to download, have a look around it.
http://www.thegoonshow.net/ - The website for the Goon Show, the radio show where comedy begun, downloads, scripts and info. This is a desurves a look.
DVD's
These are some I bought recently and are some are quite unknown but give them a go.
'Firefly Season' 1 - From the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a futuristic cowboy story following the crew of Serenity a firefly class ship. Action packed and witty Sci-fi expect lots of bar room brawls and space fights.
'The Ring' Box set - The origional japanese Ring, Ring 2 and Ring 0. The scariest movies ever made, have a clean pair of trousers on standby.
'The Cube' Trilogy - People stuck in a massive complex of many cube shape rooms; Sci-fi thriller, really needs to be watch as three movies together but still very good.
Team America - You think you've seen everything? Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? No? Then you haven't seen everything; from the creators of south park, puppets, enough said. Buy!
'Spaced' box set - Two brilliant series from the actors and creators of Shaun of the Dead. Very witty, very cheap £9.99 in most stores, a must buy item.
'Black Books' box set - Three series of hilarious comedy written buy Dylan Moran, very very funny includes Bill Bailey and many famous guest apperences. Book shop, cigarettes, swearing and enough booze to kill a baby giraffe, doesn't it sound great!
Stand Up Comedy
I am a big fan of stand up and I've seen many shows in many countries. Here are some of the best with DVD's out at the time.
Dylan Moran
Bill Bailey
Eddie Izzard
Radio
I know radio shows are out of fasion but there are some very good comedy shows on BBC Radio 4 and 7 (for those of us lucky enough to have a digital radio). You can also buy them on CD from book shops like Waterstones, my iTunes is packed with comedy, here's some of my favorites:
Dead Ringers - The greatest impressionist show ever; some of the best political comedy, satire and pant-wettingly funny parodies
Just a Minute - People have to talk on a topic for just a minute without hesitiation, deviation or repetition; very very funny but depends on who is on the show.
The Goon Show - Old Comedy not on radio any more. Written by Spike Milligan and started it all. All comedy ever comes from this show and the idea of crazy comedy was born here. See Web site for free downloads.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - The Grand Daddy of radio comedy. It's a pannel game where the contestants are given silly things to do by the God of chairmen, Humpfry Littleton. Don't be put off with they fact that most of the people are on this show are pretty old, they are so so funny. This is the only radio show that I have seen make a room full of people roll about, shitting themselves with laughter. So give it a go please. There are some free episodes on the Bill Bailey website mentioned above.
This should keep everyone happy untill Bored 2 comes along.

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