Chaucer Pubbe Gagge

Three fellows wenten into a pubbe,
and gleefully their hands did rubbe,
in expectacion of revelry,
for twas the hour known as happy.

Great bottles of wine did they quaff,
and hadde a really goode laff,
'till drunkenness held full dominion,
for 'twas two for the price of one.

Yet after wine and meade and sack,
man must have a massive snack,
great pasties from Cornwall,
Scottish eggs, round like a ball.

Great hams, quail, duck and geese,
they sucked the bones and drank the grease.
One fellow stood all pale and wan,
for he was a vegiterian.

Yet man knoweth that gluttony stoketh the fire of lechery,
upon three young wenches round and sly the fellows cast a wanton eye,
One did approach with drunken wink,
'allow daaahlin – you fancy a drink?

Soon they court them on their knee – 'twas like some grotesque puppetry,
such was the lewdness and debauchery 'twas like a sketch by Dick Emery,
Except Dick Emery is not yet born,
so that comparison may not be drawn.

But then the fellows began to pale,
for Quale are not the friend of ale,
And in their bellies much confusion,from their throats,
vile extruision!

Stinking foul coruption,
came spewing forth from drooling lips,
the fettid stench did fill the pubbe,
'twas the very arse of Belzibubbe.

Thrown they were, from the Whore and Trumpet,
In the street, no coin, no strumpet,
homeward bound must quickly go,
and to that end, a donkey stole.

Their hands all with vomit greased,
the donkey – was not pleased,
and threw them into a ditch of shite,
they all agreed – "what a brilliant night!"

Religion

Religion is nothing more than a temporary construct of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence without meaning or purpose.

Think about it.

Games

I'm a huge fan of video games (hold for twats to make their ignorant nerd remarks...1...2...3...) and recently I got an XBOX360. I also got the Beta version of Final Fantasy XI which is so amazingly good; it's one of those games where everyone playing is in the same world at the same time, called and MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game).

I was bored one evening and was looking around various site when I came across a forum of people who all say that the XBOX doesn't 'desurve' to have a Final Fantasy game for some reason. It's late and I can't be bothered to go on a rant so I'm just gonna paste what I wrote on the page.

I love gaming as much as the next man and over the ears I've had every console you'd care to metion and I don't get why the 360 doesn't 'desurve' FFXI.

AS far as console go I can easily say that the PS2 sucks more ass than the Gamecube, which is so underated and shunned mostly by the people that have never owned one.

I would wager that most of you who don't want FFXI on the 360 don't have one and didn't have an XBOX. The 360 'desurves' to have FFXI purely because it will open it to a larger audience and because it will give it a better game play expirence (because the XBOX's is actually good rather than settling for that poor graphics and shite interface of the PS2 and most likely PS3)
If there is something that doesn't desurve something its the PS3 that doesn't desurve online play. The PS2's net play was one of the crappest things I've ever had to play and it was the playonline server that made it remotel bearable. Now XBOX-LIVE, that is a damn good service.

If you take issue with me just look on the PS3 official website; the description of the PS3's 'origional' internet play is XBOX-LIVE. Every detail is stolen from Microsoft.

Final fantasy for XBOX-LIVE; it seems to me that Microsoft that got the short end of the deal.

Feel free to take issue with me.

Railtrackspike@hotmail.com (I've also got MSN messenger)

XBOX-LIVE gamertag: Railtrackspike

FFXI Character name: Serath (Hydra 360 Beta server)